A MINOR THEFT

PRESENTED BY PESKY MAIDEN
“I think pregnant woman are ugly. Well not ugly, that sounds bad. I just hate it when they’re really proud of their belly and they rub this swollen distended abdomen. And all I can think is. That looks grim. Properly grim.”

I think pregnant woman are ugly. Well not ugly, that sounds bad. I just hate it when they’re really proud of their belly and they rub this swollen distended abdomen. And all I can think is. That looks grim. Properly grim.”

Sophie’s abducted a baby… She doesn’t even want a baby… but she knows that this baby deserves a good life and a good mother that doesn’t deep throat fags and voddy-cokes.

At its heart ‘A Minor Theft’ is a comedy and a love letter to all those grieving deaths so painful they upend our worlds. ‘A Minor Theft’ is an exploration of infant death, working class and working class judgement, and the strange things that grief makes us do.

  

18 & 29 JUL
8:30PM
£9 STANDARD
£7 CONCESSION

A MINOR THEFT

PESKY MAIDEN
“I think pregnant woman are ugly. Well not ugly, that sounds bad. I just hate it when they’re really proud of their belly and they rub this swollen distended abdomen. And all I can think is. That looks grim. Properly grim.”

I think pregnant woman are ugly. Well not ugly, that sounds bad. I just hate it when they’re really proud of their belly and they rub this swollen distended abdomen. And all I can think is. That looks grim. Properly grim.”

Sophie’s abducted a baby… She doesn’t even want a baby… but she knows that this baby deserves a good life and a good mother that doesn’t deep throat fags and voddy-cokes.

At its heart ‘A Minor Theft’ is a comedy and a love letter to all those grieving deaths so painful they upend our worlds. ‘A Minor Theft’ is an exploration of infant death, working class and working class judgement, and the strange things that grief makes us do.

18 & 29 JUL
8:30PM
£9 STANDARD
£7 CONCESSION

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Content Warnings
Age Recommendation

16+

Duration

45 mins

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