ELF LYONS TALKS DIRTY FOR AN HOUR

PRESENTED BY BLUE BOOK ARTIST MANAGEMENT
Award winning comedian and raconteur Elf Lyons invites you for an hour of revelry, raconteuring and comedy your great-grandad would consider 'indecent' for a lady to listen to.

Consider yourself a filth queen? Come and join the party.

Elf is fed up with being told “Don’t say that, you’re a lady”. Women can be filthy too and she is going to revel in it. Come take your bra off, sit in the dark and let’s be rude. Probably not the show to take your boss to.

“A fast talking, smart-thinking standup for whom the adjective ‘kooky’ could have been invented for.”
The Guardian

As seen on The Stand Up Sketch Show (ITV2), Comedians Against Living Miserably Comedy Gala (Dave), The Dog Ate My Homework (CBBC), Unexpected Fluids (BBC Radio 1), Evil Genius (BBC Sounds), and BBC World Service‘s Stand Up Show.


This work-in-progress performance will take place with a live audience at Omnibus Theatre.

We are so excited to welcome you back through our doors.

We are committed to safely staging a small, but perfectly formed, programme of work while we are able. We understand that booking tickets for live events right now feels like a bit of a gamble.

We want to assure you that should Government guidance change before your event, prohibiting it from taking place, we will contact you and offer an immediate refund.

To keep you safe, we have new measures in line with Covid-19 guidelines. Please check out our Covid-19 Safety FAQs for full information on what to expect and how to prepare for your visit.

6-8 JUL
7:45PM
£10
#TALKDIRTY

ELF LYONS TALKS DIRTY FOR AN HOUR

PRESENTED BY BLUE BOOK ARTIST MANAGEMENT
Award winning comedian and raconteur Elf Lyons invites you for an hour of revelry, raconteuring and comedy your great-grandad would consider 'indecent' for a lady to listen to.

Consider yourself a filth queen? Come and join the party.

Elf is fed up with being told “Don’t say that, you’re a lady”. Women can be filthy too and she is going to revel in it. Come take your bra off, sit in the dark and let’s be rude. Probably not the show to take your boss to.

“A fast talking, smart-thinking standup for whom the adjective ‘kooky’ could have been invented for.”
The Guardian

As seen on The Stand Up Sketch Show (ITV2), Comedians Against Living Miserably Comedy Gala (Dave), The Dog Ate My Homework (CBBC), Unexpected Fluids (BBC Radio 1), Evil Genius (BBC Sounds), and BBC World Service‘s Stand Up Show.


This work-in-progress performance will take place with a live audience at Omnibus Theatre.

We are so excited to welcome you back through our doors.

We are committed to safely staging a small, but perfectly formed, programme of work while we are able. We understand that booking tickets for live events right now feels like a bit of a gamble.

We want to assure you that should Government guidance change before your event, prohibiting it from taking place, we will contact you and offer an immediate refund.

To keep you safe, we have new measures in line with Covid-19 guidelines. Please check out our Covid-19 Safety FAQs for full information on what to expect and how to prepare for your visit.

6-8 JUL
7:45PM
£10
#TALKDIRTY

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Content Warnings
Age Recommendation

16+

Duration

1h