Ellis and Nate are a couple living together in their late 20’s who’ve grown up too fast. They’ll ditch a night out for Netlix and a posh dinner for Hello Fresh. When someone from Ellis’ past moves in next door, everything they thought they cherished about their relationship turns upside down. After a drunken threesome, old wounds raise to the surface and Ellis must decide whether to indulge in past fantasies or accept the comforting/restrictive relationship he faces with Nate. It’s a play that examines the truths we tell ourselves in a society that fetishizes self-improvement and black and white thinking.

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COWS MILK
PRESENTED BY LEWIS CORNAY
An udderly fundamental lesson in listening to your gut.
Ellis and Nate are a couple living together in their late 20’s who’ve grown up too fast. They’ll ditch a night out for Netlix and a posh dinner for Hello Fresh. When someone from Ellis’ past moves in next door, everything they thought they cherished about their relationship turns upside down. After a drunken threesome, old wounds raise to the surface and Ellis must decide whether to indulge in past fantasies or accept the comforting/restrictive relationship he faces with Nate. It’s a play that examines the truths we tell ourselves in a society that fetishizes self-improvement and black and white thinking.
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Accessibility
All performance spaces and facilities are fully wheelchair-accessible. For more info please contact Box Office on 0207 498 4699.
Ticket Collection
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Café Bar
Serving a menu of hot drinks, craft beers, wine and seasonal cocktails before and after every show and a full home-made food menu including freshly baked pastries, delicious cakes and savoury light bites from Friday – Sunday.
Content Warnings
[CONTENT WARNINGS]
Age Recommendation
16+
Duration
1h
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