United Kingdom, 23rd of June, 2016.
The Great British Country has spoken — We are no longer Europe.
So unfortunately, Europeans, you are no longer welcome.
But attention! We still are a kind and inclusive country, with an undeniable sense of justice. And tonight, we will give a lucky European a chance to remain in this, our great Great Britain.
Tonight, our contestants, carefully chosen among thousands of thousands, are all ready to leave their identities behind. But only one, only the winner of tonight’s contest will become… MISS BREXIT.