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NO ONE

PRESENTED BY AKIMBO THEATRE
Strange things are happening in Wellstone; a haunted pub quiz, a hovering pizza, and flying girls going missing.

Strange things are happening in Wellstone; a haunted pub quiz, a hovering pizza, and flying girls going missing. 

Whilst being investigated by the local Wellstone police force, Thomas Marvel accidentally befriends an invisible man called Griffin. But does Griffin truly exist and is he the violent monster everyone would have us believe?

No One is a high-octane thriller about love, friendship and betrayal, inspired by the themes of H.G Wells’ The Invisible Man. With a live DJ and action-packed fight scenes, this slick modern story reflects the hectic, ultra-visible and technology-centric life we lead today. 

Akimbo Theatre bring the impossible to life through their signature blend of physical theatre, martial arts, comedy, mime and magic. An international physical theatre group from Lecoq, Paris, their open and collaborative process results in some of the most unique and unmissable work. No One is their debut show, developed at SALT in Norway where it won Best Show, Best Actor and Best Stunt at the Oslo Fringe. 

17-28 JAN
7:30PM (TUE-SAT)
4PM (SUN)
£16 STANDARD
£11 CONCESSION

NO ONE

PRESENTED BY AKIMBO THEATRE
Strange things are happening in Wellstone; a haunted pub quiz, a hovering pizza, and flying girls going missing.

Strange things are happening in Wellstone; a haunted pub quiz, a hovering pizza, and flying girls going missing. 

Whilst being investigated by the local Wellstone police force, Thomas Marvel accidentally befriends an invisible man called Griffin. But does Griffin truly exist and is he the violent monster everyone would have us believe?

No One is a high-octane thriller about love, friendship and betrayal, inspired by the themes of H.G Wells’ The Invisible Man. With a live DJ and action-packed fight scenes, this slick modern story reflects the hectic, ultra-visible and technology-centric life we lead today. 

Akimbo Theatre bring the impossible to life through their signature blend of physical theatre, martial arts, comedy, mime and magic. An international physical theatre group from Lecoq, Paris, their open and collaborative process results in some of the most unique and unmissable work. No One is their debut show, developed at SALT in Norway where it won Best Show, Best Actor and Best Stunt at the Oslo Fringe. 

17-28 JAN
7:30PM (TUE-SAT)
4PM (SUN)
£16 STANDARD
£11 CONCESSION

★★★★★

“Sometimes you see a piece of theatre that is so superb and shines so bright in every single way that it knocks you sideways. No One by Akimbo Theatre is exactly that…This has everything: humour, depth, the whole gamut of emotions, gravity defying fight scenes, outstanding detailed acting, inventive storytelling, slick changes. It’s quite simply flawless.”

Broadway Baby

★★★★★

“It’s honestly amazing. It’s entertaining, emotional, creative, features a diverse multinational cast and eats into your memory.”

TIme & Leisure

★★★★★

“A fun, lively, well-constructed and thought-out piece of theatre.”

Rev Stan

★★★★1/2

“Quick, slick and endlessly inventive.”

The Reviews Hub

★★★★

“This company is seriously talented.”

LondonTheatre1

★★★★

“Hugely entertaining”

Everything Theatre

★★★★1/2

“With exciting set pieces and fight scenes that put the West End to shame, Akimbo Theatre’s story of (in)visibility demands to be seen.”

The Reviews Hub

★★★★

“Every small move is timed to perfection.”

Theatre & Tonic

★★★★

“Such a tightly performed piece deserves to be seen by more people.”

Theatre & Tonic

“The piece is clever and hip but also, crucially, has heart.”

The American

No One | Rehearsal Gallery

Photo credit: Lexie Baker

No One | Trailer

Videographer: Ingrid Steinholt Mortensen

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Health and Safety

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Concessions

Concessions apply to students, under-18s, over-60s and more. For more info on our concession policy click here→

Accessibility

All performance spaces and facilities are fully wheelchair-accessible. For more info please contact Box Office on 0207 498 4699.

Ticket Collection

We operate a paperless box office system. You will be emailed a receipt once you have booked in advance. There is no need to print this off, just state your name at the box office on arrival.

Café Bar

Ticket holders can take advantage of a 10% discount on all food and drink in our Café Bar on the day of their event between the following times:

7:30pm performances – discount available between 6-7pm

4pm – discount available between 1pm-3pm

Content Warnings

Flashing lights, violence, swearing, alcohol abuse, drug references, partial male nudity. 

Find out more here.

Age Recommendation

14+

Duration

1h20m

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