UNTITLED SPARKLY VAMPIRE PLAY

PRESENTED BY TEASTAIN THEATRE
Untitled Sparkly Vampire Play sucks all of the fun out of Izzy’s new Twilight book club, with Mr Cullen interrupting the proceedings with an identity crisis.

In Untitled Sparkly Vampire Play, Edward Cullen is sucking all the fun out of Izzy’s book club.

“I can’t kiss you. I’d chew your mouth off. Too dangerous.”

Izzy is trying to run a Twilight book club. She’s sunk a lot of man hours into it. It really has to go well. Only her secret boyfriend, Edward Cullen, keeps rocking up to split apples in two, think about sucking her blood, and work through an identity crisis. And maybe, possibly, she’s realising that she could find actual, real love with someone actually real.

Ashley Milne’s new show is an explosive reaction to compulsory heterosexuality, obsessive teenage girldom, and the feeling of being young and entirely alone.

Oh, and to a sparkly man who is obsessed with bats.

*Use code MAYDOUBLE to see both 24,23, 22 and Untitled Sparkly Vampire Play for just £20*

3-21 MAY
7PM (TUE-SAT)
4PM (SUN)
£13 STANDARD
£11 CONCESSION
£10 PREVIEWS
#UntitledSparkly
VampirePlay

UNTITLED SPARKLY VAMPIRE PLAY

PRESENTED BY TEASTAIN THEATRE
Untitled Sparkly Vampire Play sucks all of the fun out of Izzy’s new Twilight book club, with Mr Cullen interrupting the proceedings with an identity crisis.

In Untitled Sparkly Vampire Play, Edward Cullen is sucking all the fun out of Izzy’s book club.

“I can’t kiss you. I’d chew your mouth off. Too dangerous.”

Izzy is trying to run a Twilight book club. She’s sunk a lot of man hours into it. It really has to go well. Only her secret boyfriend, Edward Cullen, keeps rocking up to split apples in two, think about sucking her blood, and work through an identity crisis. And maybe, possibly, she’s realising that she could find actual, real love with someone actually real.

Ashley Milne’s new show is an explosive reaction to compulsory heterosexuality, obsessive teenage girldom, and the feeling of being young and entirely alone.

Oh, and to a sparkly man who is obsessed with bats.

*Use code MAYDOUBLE to see both 24,23, 22 and Untitled Sparkly Vampire Play for just £20*

3-21 MAY
7PM (TUE-SAT)
4PM (SUN)
£13 STANDARD
£11 CONCESSION
£10 PREVIEWS
#UntitledSparkly
VampirePlay

Untitled Sparkly Vampire Play | Rehearsal Gallery

Photo credit: Rebecca McGreevy

Untitled Sparkly Vampire Play | Production Gallery

Photo credit: Lydia Joiner

Cast

Amelia Paltridge

Izzy

Kate Crisp

Esther

Caidraic Heffernan

Mason

Production Team

Writer 

Ashley Milne

Director 

Jessy Roberts

Associate Director

Rebecca McGreevy

Sound Designer

Hannah Bracegirdle

Associate Artist

Ashleigh Ellis

Producers

Rebecca McGreevy and Lucia Rimini

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Concessions

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Accessibility

All performance spaces and facilities are fully wheelchair-accessible. For more info please contact Box Office on 0207 498 4699.

Ticket Collection

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Content Warnings

Blood/gore, language, themes of violence, sexual/adult themes, Twilight by Stephanie Meyer.

Find out more here.

Age Recommendation

16+

Duration

1h

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